January 2011
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my apocalypse.
Me: shit ryan. this is why the world ends in 2012. you imagine palin running and winning except palin's actually blurpy. he'll be controlling her like voldemort controlled the minister of magic and he'll start his reign of terror. the chamber the CDC keeps their stock sample of smallpox will spontaneously explode. std's will be contracted by breathing. the tea party will seize control. my guinea pigs will mutate and become the ceo's of facebook. they'll have access to the world's personal data. google will develop a brain and have a monopoly on the world's information. venice will finally flood. with ACID. and italy will have an acid plague and be filled with holes like swiss cheese. the squirrels will break into a nuclear power plant. dolphins will spontaneously fly up into the sky and thank humanity for fish. the zombie apocalypse will start. but some bright person decides to burn the fuckers, and that'll end pretty quickly. japan will burrow under the sea as the last bastion of humanity and evolve cat ears and pink hair. eventually their fetishes will cause humans to devolve into stuffed animals. their concept of beauty will become so skewed that humans evolve to be weaker and weaker and more and more unstable and we'll all die.
Ryan: the end.
Me: the end. that was weird.
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I'm not a cheesecake.
I thought you should know.
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I have...
prongspadfootmoony:
lost loved ones with Harry.
cried with Hermione.
fought with a best friend with Ron.
fought for a loved one with Sirius.
pulled pranks with Fred and George.
made bad decisions with Draco.
stood up for what was right with Neville.
found true friends with Luna.
never stopped loving someone with Snape.
tried to forget bad memories with Dumbledore.
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